S1E32 – Tempus is Gonna F*ck Your Corpse

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This is it!  The season finale is here, and it all comes down to this moment, the final battle against Kalarel and his minions.  We have action, drama, and the return of an old friend.  The next episode is going to be a retrospective on Season 1, and then we’ll have a preview of Season 2, a short break, and we’ll be back with more episodes.  Roll for initiative!

S1E31 – This is a Lovely Room of Death!

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In the last episode, we resolved the monster explosion as the result of our heroes’ trap.  Episode 31 is the penultimate episode of season 1, and our heroes fight their way to the final chamber and their final confrontation with Kalarel, priest of Orcus. We also learned that when Aaron gets nervous, he eats his beard (pic below).   Episode 32 is in two weeks, and is the final episode of Season 1.  After that, we’ll have a retrospective on Season 1, talk about some of our favorite moments from this season and from previous campaigns, and give a preview of season 2, with all new characters and a new setting.

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Aaron Eats His Beard

S1E30 – Wow…Much Fire…Very Dangerous

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Last episode, our heroes tried to get a good night’s rest, but someone else had another idea.  This week, we find out who’s come a’knockin’ and there’s a huge explosion.  Splug has never been happier.

It’s a short episode this week, but we’re leading in to two long episodes, including the season finale.

S1E29 – If You Survive, You Get Popcorn

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Last episode saw our heroes fighting a Gelatinous Cube, followed by opening a door that triggered some sarcophagi to disgorge their payloads into the room.  We pick up in this episode right where we left off, and find out what happened with those sarcophagi.

S1E28 – It Suddenly Got Shiny in Here

Update: This time I’ll attach the damn file.

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We are back from hiatus!  Episode 28 finds the party backtracking, attempting to finish off killing any more hobgoblins that might have been behind them, before attempting to stop Kalarel and save the world from certain destruction.  If the world knew that its fate rested on the shoulders of our heroes, the world would probably have a bit more trouble sleeping at night.  As it stands, the world has a bit of sleep apnea, but it  has it under control.


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Dark Dungeons Premiering at GenCon

As the leader of a dark coven, it might seem to be against my interests to promote a film that exposes our evil scheming, but that couldn’t be further from the truth.  You see, we are already everywhere, and Jack Chick and his cronies are too late.  TOO LATE!  As I sit on my throne of blood, this sort of pitiful attempt to defend children from our machinations is simply amusing, so I pass it on to you, my good victims.  So I ask you:

ARE YOU READY TO RPG?

Let’s get ready to R! P! G!

 

Good night, and good luck,

– Jim, Evil Dungeon Coven Master

P.S.  If you want to see the movie, and will be attending GenCon, it premieres during our premier evil convention for evil RPGs on Thursday at 7pm (event link).  Check out http://darkdungeonsthemovie.com/ for more details.

Goblin’s Log #1

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It’s a super short hosty (hostfull is copyright Nerdist Industries) episode because Sammy and I are prepping and making projects for ACEN.  We haven’t had time to record any new episodes, but I wanted to make sure something got out for this weekend.  We talk about what’s happening, and what might happen as things wrap up with the Keep on the Shadowfell, including a possible change of settings.  Stick with us, though, we should be back to normal and finish up the current adventure after a quick hiatus.

S1E27 – Mistakes Were Made

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In our last episode, we lost Barnaby to the Feywild.  In this episode, after a brief memorial, the party presses forward, deeper into the keep.  Mistakes were made!

“If they pull a dick, you pull a bigger dick. That’s the Chicago way!”

S1E26 – It’s Two Guys, A Girl, and That Guy We Kicked Off

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In this week’s episode, a lot of bad choices are made, trust is broken, and a member of the party is lost.

Episode Quotes:

  • “Yeah, but I didn’t know it was going to do that!”
  • “Get me a rolled up newspaper…”
  • “Guys…guys, that was really fucked up.”
  • “Follow her into the dark, motherfucker!”
  • “Me and Splug are going on solo adventures.”

S1E25 – Wait!…Can the Goblin Slip on His C*m?

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The Riddle of Steel is solved!  With that, the party moves on to the second floor of the Keep on the Shadowfell, and  ever closer to Kalarel and his Orcus worshipers.  Battle ensues, and a goblin may or may not slip on an owlbear’s ejaculate.  That and more in Episode 25!